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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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