- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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