Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Sloths

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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