whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Penis

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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