- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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