- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Men's rights

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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