What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock knock Go away

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

PENIS lol

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What is black and has no education A tire.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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