I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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kieran is a homosexual

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Praise Paisley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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