What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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