What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Corn Muffins

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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