Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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