- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

123 f*ck off

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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