- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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