What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Cancer

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

. . I am a whale

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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