Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Oh, go away

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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