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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Horse.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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