How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Get some flipping new jokes people

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops