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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

YOU

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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