- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What comes after 69? 70

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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