Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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