what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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