whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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a man makes a bad joke

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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