What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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