- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

i like it in the mouth

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.