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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Guest what in the butt

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Albert your flies undone.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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