are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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