Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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