- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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