Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Beka has AIDS

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

antonis sister is mighty fine

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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