- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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