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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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