- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Where's my baby??

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

anal seepage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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