- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

9/11 my birthday

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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