- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

my gramma died

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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