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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

So a seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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