What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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