- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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