- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A seal walks into a club.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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