- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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