- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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