- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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