a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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John Cena for president

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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