- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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