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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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karn chevalier

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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