Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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