- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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