- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heskey time.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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