- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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