Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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