Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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