what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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