Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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