- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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