What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Mahmy

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Women's rights.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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