What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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