Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

You know what's funny? A well told joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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