Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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the redsox

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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