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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

hi charles lattuca III

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game