Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Your mother is average.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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