- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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