What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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I'm hungry.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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