- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

1+2 = 6

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

SHUT UP JP

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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