- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Get it? More.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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