Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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