- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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