If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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