Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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