Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

1+2 = 6

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Sex

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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