This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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