Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

I'm Polish.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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