- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

123 f*ck off

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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