do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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