- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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