What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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