Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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