Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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first

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Anti Joke

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