- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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