Women's rights.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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