What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pandas Everywhere!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops