Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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