What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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