- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Women outside of the kitchen.

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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