- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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