Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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