- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

hey hey apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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