- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's brown and sticky A stick

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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