Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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