What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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