- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock Knock.

Gay rights.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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