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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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