- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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