- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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