- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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