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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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