- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

how much fish could a chicken

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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