knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Romans rights.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How old are you? 7

WNBA

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Women's Rights.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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