did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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