A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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noah is a scrub jungle

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