- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Ebola

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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