- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

WOw you have no life

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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