- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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